The Reckoning
You've posted your link to a picture of hello.jpg or tubgirl, and used your one anon post for the afternoon, and now you want to create an account. Just type your odd caps and underscore-filled username choice in the field and submit, right? Well, hold on there, Sparky! First, you would do well to familiarize yourself with:
THE GUIDELINES
I am the Webmaster sTeve, which have brought thee out of the land of VE, into the house of bondage. Thou shalt set no other home pages before mine.
Thou shalt not make unto The Shack any ASCII goatsecx image, or any likeness of anything that is in Canadia above, or that is in rotten.com beneath, or that is of the troll that dwelleth under the bridge. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to religion/gun gontrol debates, nor serve them.
Remember DNF is gonna 0wneth j00, to keep it real.
Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days of posting may be long; unless thy father letteth you not LAN, or thy mother be a ho.
Thou shalt not kill a good topical thread with thy "OMG LOL".
Thou shalt not commit adultery in thy heart; for all the female Shackers are taken; and their boyfriends do lurketh.
Thou shalt not steal first post in topical items, for Duke Nuked will surely smite thee.
Thou shalt not agree with davecrazy.
Thou shalt not openly covet thy Shackmate's warez, thou shalt not openly covet thy Shackmate's copyrighted pr0n, nor his make-believe girlfriend, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy Shackmate's, even if he has a really nice ass.
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