OMG:  Old Man Gurry.  Once a humorous site, now an all but abandoned travesty that no one reads any more.

LOL:  Lady On Lady.  If someone replies to your post with "LOL", they are implying that you are a lesbian, and you should be offended, as The Shack is a breeding ground for homophobia.

comp-u-goat:  A helpful hardware site where courteous Shackers refer those in need of repair tips.

IMHO:  I'M Horribly Off.  Me = wrong

burf:  An expression peculiar to British gamers and considered vulgar, though, like most Britishisms, harmless in America as the word is meaningless outside the UK.
 
 

Last Post!

Some random parting thoughts:

You will never get last post if you try for it.

firebone knows why the caged bird sings.

That new poster is probably not really Jerry Seinfeld.  It may, however, really be Ted Danson.

Being flamed by Lex is a rite of passage; a badge of honor.  Get over it.

Stop asking what "Roofles" means.

UT means Unreal Tournament, not Urban Terror, and always will.  God damn it.

Your "Shack character" idea is not funny.  All the funny ones have been done already.  Give it up.  Fuck you in advance.

Stop spoiling movie plots, asshole.  The exception here is "Memento", because no one will ever understand that film anyway.

I hope your warez FTP server gets CIH so bad it breaks out in red blisters, anon fuckerhead.

Stop demanding female Shackers post pics of their tits, and then complaining that there aren't enough female Shackers.  Get a clue, Cyrix Boy.

If you don't think anybody cares what your desktop looks like, what you should eat for lunch, what song you're listening to, or what sTeve's cat did, you are in the wrong place.  We're bored, allright?  Stop complaining.  Go away.  Don't like the thread?  Don't read it.  I'm sure AOL needs a chat room guide; go make yourself useful.

I am gonna laugh my head off when DNF 0WNZ ALL YER LLAMA ASSES >:(

-Love, dognose