The Discovery
So you've found The Shack, and you're wondering whether to take the plunge.
No doubt you followed a link while looking for Counter-Strike cheat hacks, or for some reason a google search for "Olsen Twins" led you here. Maybe you were referred by someone who intends to scam on your girlfriend, now that she'll have free time and you won't. You clicked the Comments link to see why there would be 3,000 posts about an SoF2 patch, and saw... amazing things. You wondered why everyone seemed to know each other. Why there was so much porn. What an "HWM" was, and how you could get a piece of it. Or maybe you clicked a helpful Shacker's goatsecx link, and now you're back to plot your revenge.
Whatever the case, you're here and wondering how it all works. Well, hang on to that taco, Jack, because you're in for a wild ride.