So you've read the guidelines and registered your account, and now it's time to put it to use.  You are ready to enter a world of gaming, cameraderie, the transcending of physical boundaries, and the joys of discarding age, Nationality, gender, and wealth in favor of discovering a global community of fun-seekers, and trolling the hell out of them!

Here are a few tips to get you started:
 

• Claiming to like Blood 2 has been done.
• Claiming to use flat mode has been done.
• We know that picture isn't really your girlfriend, and that you got it off hotornot.  We know that if she were really waiting naked on your bed, you wouldn't be typing about it now.   We are only humoring you in case you have more pictures to post.
• Calling DNF "vaporware" doesn't work.  Half here will agree, and the other half will only sprout wood at the mention of the name.  Besides, do you really want the stupid people on your side?
• Direct insults will only get you banned.  Get around this by more subtle means.   State someone "probably agrees with Dreagon."  Insinuate that they use 640x480 resolution.  Ask if they liked Daikatana.
• We've heard it before, and we don't care.
• Keep in mind that all comments are modded an average of 0.0024 seconds after they are posted, and no one will see your troll.

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