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"This Is Your Life"

And now you're in it for the long haul. Kiss your family, job, and loved ones goodbye. Here are some tips:

Shack Survival Tips

Racism is not tolerated here. Sexism, however, is encouraged.
It is common knowledge that those who cannot find the "Reply" button also have pee all over the floor around their toilet. -ja.zz Update! This rule no longer applies. Sander is European; they use those bidet things anyway.
The "tangent", "stupid", and "nuked" comment filters are there for your protection. For example, if you want to spare yourself the agony of seeing horrible, gut-churning, vile, awful things, use the "tangent" filter. Also, use the "nuked" filter to avoid goatsecx.
Do not click on user profiles if you are epileptic.
Feel free to post your requests for relationship advice. They will be read by attentive, caring regulars who are laughing at you.
Don't EVER ask where to get warez! Instead, go here for all your warez needs.

You know you Shack too much when:

Your AIM buddy list and the Shack's "users online" list are exactly the same
Your wife Shackmessages you to let you know when dinner's ready
You get written up at work because you keep telling the boss "no u"
You don't ever use the Comments Search, because you can access any comment by typing in its URL
You have to look at your driver's license to remember your real name
You dream sTeve dropped the server again and wake up screaming
You fap to norulez' home movies
When something newsworthy such as an earthquake occurs, you run past your TV and fire up The Shack to find out what happened
Your Shackpoll on what you should eat for lunch was a 3-way tie, so you go hungry
Your family knows what drucifer said to moz yesterday, but they've never been to The Shack.